From Cedars Sinai to the Beverly Hills Hotel -- The tower of hope : a mitzvah makeover -- Blame it on Julia Roberts -- The curse of the English department -- The "steam" next door -- PR wars -- Razzle dazzle -- Vell Moaltalli -- Chernobyl, 90212 -- Butt-ass wrong -- The paper trail -- Discovery -- Trade secrets and other privileges -- Acceptable risks.
