Introduction: Frankly, my dear, I do give a damn! -- What's in a dirty word? -- What's sex got to do with it? -- You're in the fucking army now! -- Swearing, a game anyone can play -- All the news that's fit to print -- You've got to be carefully taught -- You have the words, my dear, but I'm afraid you'll never master the tune -- Word on the street -- Is nothing sacrilegious ... yet?