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Author Sweeney, Julia.

Title If it's not one thing, it's your mother / Julia Sweeney.

Imprint New York : Simon & Schuster, 2013.


Location Call No. Status
 GDL Chevy Chase Library Non-Fiction    92 Sweeney,J SWE    Available
Edition 1st Simon & Schuster hardcover ed.
Description viii, 246 p. ; 24 cm.
Contents Prologue -- Week one: unto me a child is given -- If it's not one thing, it's your mother -- Just tinking -- Channeling food -- China sweeney -- Strong and beautiful -- Letters from camp -- Week two: independence -- Three Chinese nannies -- Arden -- Big strollers are bad -- Three boyfriends and reflections on a high school crush -- The birds and the bees -- A fan letter -- Sphexy -- Week three: death -- The decline and fall of practically everybody -- Starter gods -- Pussy -- Baby on board -- The color of skin -- Phone bill -- Week four: dependene -- My nemesis -- A proposal at Starbucks -- An education -- Hinky dink is sinking -- Tomorrow they arrive.
Subject Sweeney, Julia.
Adopted children -- California -- Biography.
Motherhood -- California -- Biography.
Parenting -- California -- Biography.
ISBN 9781451674040 (hbk.)
145167404X (hbk.)

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